Style: Chocolate Milk Stout
Elsie is good, Elsie is grand, we usually get milk from her udder with a stand. But Elsie's udder spluttered, and when this happened we all shuttered. What is to be done if we cannot brew our beer? We all looked around in fear! But wait, there was no reason to shudder, for Elsie had another udder! So we began to milk this other udder, and soon realized that chocolate milk is what it spluttered!